1. I should be writing a paper....
2. Never buy toilet paper just because it's only 83 cents. Great bargain, but the rough one-ply sheets aren't worth it.
3. You don't know cold until you're nose hairs freeze. If you're questioning what it's like....trust me, you'll know when it happens.
4. To truly understand the appeal of Mr. Darcy, you have to understand his personality...looks aren't everything.
5. "So why are vegans psychic?" "You know how you only use 10% of your brain? It's because the other 90 is filled with curds and whey."